"I didn't come here to tell you that I can't live without you. I can live without you...I just don't want to."
- "Rumor Has It"
"Look, I guarantee that we'll have tough times. And I guarantee that at some point, one or both of us will want to get out of this thing. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine I'll regret it for the rest of my life. Because I know in my heart, you're the only one for me."
- "Runaway Bride"
"My father used to say that a man could never outdo a women when it comes to love or revenge."
"There are 2 dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go away?"
- "War of the Roses"